Into the Crypt

What’s more I wasted all morning reading /biz. Watching graphs fluctuate on Coinbase with my puny investment in imaginary money you can’t withdraw. It’s a Chinese finger trap. When you pay in, the system sucks it up eagerly. When you transfer out– a long dark lacuna while the price of what you want whips around wildly. Never in your favor. When your coin is lowest and theirs highest, it goes through. Plus a fee. Don’t you see, cryptocurrency eliminates the middleman.

I could pay $80 for a college girl to- not even to fuck me, to touch me off Seeking Arrangement. But I won’t do the emotional labor. Text and wait. Same pain in the ass as when you didn’t have to pay. Just now you do. I could pay for this tatted up bald Chinese vegan to come over but she’s too demanding. Second email was her Amazon wishlist. My despair is crypto for women. My rent crypto for “silent partners.” My time crypto for corporations. And so on. They have their own 4chan bragging about returns from chewing out my organs. Their own Coinbase auctioning futures on my pineal gland. Hidden exchanges where malformed reptile men place long bets on your slow death, and win.

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